Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Owning A British Columbian

Hello! This is the first post in which i will spill my feelings daily to you. Let me start. Now.

Dear Sucke-i mean blog followers,
Today i insisted on owning a British Columbian. I know it's wrong, but i just, well-i want to own a vaguely-German looking British Columbian! Is that so bad? I also got mad at my English teacher (who i will now refer to as 'Mrs. Old Saggy Bones') because she wouldn't let me wear my nerd glasses in class. I told her they defined who i was. She laughed at me.

Oh, and guess what? Alexander Ludwig's face is embedded in my brain! Remember that day that i said that Cameron Bright's face was in my head and wouldn't go away? Well today it's Mr. Vaguely-German-Looking-British-Columbian who's stuck there, and it's DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!! And you know what bugs me more? MY DAD IS BEING A TOTAL RETARD AND IS SAYING THAT MY BRITISH COLUMBIAN IS STRANGE LOOKING. He is not!!! Nevermind the fact that he played an alien in that one movie...

In other news, my face is itching. My eczema is flaring up. I WANT TO GO TO VANCOUVER! I need a new computer. I have to go through my makeup and clothes and decide what i need and what I don't. I need to write my TAOS story. I need Colon to die. I need new shorts. I need grad shoes. i need accessories. i need to get a life. i need to update my facebook profile. I just updated my facebook profile and liked a whole bunch of Alexander Ludwig pages. I have to go get a hot dog platter now.

Love Ya!
~Kira~

1 comment:

  1. Death to the vaguely german-looking British Columbian, who is also known as Klaus von schneeder-viel-vin-pusszit-hugen-schnagen-von-mausfass. He ain't heavy, he's just a weird-lookin dude.

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